9.If There's Such A Thing As Love
作詞：Stephin Merritt
Now the clock is striking one
So we might as well begin it
As there's dancing to be done
And our time is not infinite
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, I'm in it
So you claim you love me too
Lloyd's of London guarantee it
Gaze into these eyes of blue
You do love me I decree it
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, give me it
When I was two and a half
My momma said to me
'Love is funny, you will laugh
Till the day you turn three'
Like a kitten up a tree
Needs a fireman to rescue it
So your fireman I will be
And I'll really get into it
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, let's do it
I thought I'd known love before
That was not it but I thought it
So I thought I'd win the war
Or I never would have fought it
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, I've caught it
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, I've caught it
If there's such a thing as love
(Such a thing as love)
If there's such a thing as love, I've caught it
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